Little Salty Man

by Electric Squid

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You know exactly what we're on about: you're constantly surrounded by grumpy people, you just don't get why they're complaining all the time! This song encapsulates that and brings out the positivity!

We even have a music video!

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released April 7, 2016

Sean Mayhall - Guitar, Lyrics.
Tom Gardiner - Vocals, Production



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Electric Squid England, UK

A British comedy duo band, made up of Sean (KiwiFilmsUK) and Tom Gardiner (TomboFry).

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Track Name: Little Salty Man
There's so much to do in this world,
So many things to uncover,
But you sit over there like a salty motherfucker.

Complaining about things all day,
Bringing everyone down,
If we held you underwater you probably wouldn't drown.

Sean: He'd dissolve.
Tom: Exactly!

Little Salty Man, you need to lighten up,
'Cause you're bringing me down!
You're bringing me down (x8)

It's not all doom and gloom,
No need to get the hump,
So climb the hell right down, from your motherfucking stump.

You're saltier than the sea,
It's really clear to see,
So get away from me 'cause you're melting my ice cream.

Sean: What?
Tom: He's salty, it's basic science!
Sean: *sigh*

Chorus x2